hushlittlesleipnir:
THIS IS BY FAR MY FAVORITE CANNIBAL JOKE FROM TODAY
Hannibal Lecter is seeing someone new but she hates talking to him when he’s nauseous – he keeps bringing up old girlfriends.
Hannibal:
*builds mental walls*
Hannibal:
I don't have any friends
Hannibal:
no not you I don't want to be your friend
Killing must feel good to God too, he does it all the time; are we not made in his image?
Dr Hannibal Lector (via serendipitouscannibal)
